Fallen Earth! Hidden (censored).

So today we have a game here. A game from one of the less known(you can read small here) developer. They took a brand new genre of post nuclear and created an mmorpg on top of it. Sounds simple, but looking at the result it was not simple at all.

Guys that created this masterpiece probably were too busy with many different things. So busy in fact, that they forgot to work on graphics. But again maybe nobody cares about graphics. It’s 2010 after all. Who need visual pleasure.

So here is what it looks like.

I would say not bad. On par with World of Warcraft and Age of Conan. What do you think? Of course not so good as Warhammer Online. But again there is no elves in this game. As we can see on the above image. The problem that lead to this sort of landscape was engineering. While some of the buildings on the picture looks shiny and brand new. Others are nearly demolished from the world’s face. Maybe that’s planned feature? Let’s move on and see.

Let’s cite Bill Murphy here: The characters and enemies look like action figures being manipulated by some unseen child on a playground. Oh, I so agree. But maybe that’s exactly that something, that took all developers time? Maybe that’s the secret weapon to capture our minds?

Now one of the most important things. Characters. What would you think a dead poisonous world character would like? Should be something scary, right? Tons of armor and breath accessories, filters and what not. Sure. Here it is:

What the HELL????!!!!1 Seriously. What is this? Mutated rat gay? Oh, there’s a name on top of his head. Let’s read it quick, maybe it’s a gay disco boss or something.

Blade Dance Rapier. Does he look like a post apocalyptic blade dancer to any of you guys? Should have been denim streaper or something. He probably is tough as hell if he managed to get brand new jeans from some bunker. Not a scratch on his clothes. Now that’s a style.

So what is good about this game? Some people say it’s crafting system. But again, who would want to craft something. When blade dancer can jump right from behind any minute now.

On this note I will have to stop writing this and put this a game a well deserved 47.3 points. It also gets hidden gay achievement.